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SEO Jokes: Was I inspired?
1
Feb
Feb
ok. I was working, and I had a small pause during which I thought of writing SEO jokes. If you don't laugh, it means you're not an SEO, or I am not funny... or both.
What should you understand if an seo expert asks you for a date?
that he needs a backlink.
Why seo's are always excited to take the elevator down a building?
because they improve their rankings (9...8...7......1)
Why people like chatting with seo pro's?
because they dofollow you...
What's the first thing an seo would comment after watching a movie?
the title
Why seo's prefer democracy to dictatorship?
because they love user generated content.
Why seo experts are the best in bed?
because they have a long tail.
Why do seo's prefer to date smart, funny girls or guys, better than beautiful ones?
because they know search engines are blind and content is king.
What's the difference between an seo specialist and a stock market trader?
the seo can make money only when it's going up.
How would an seo write 1001 nights?
one thousand and one nights (or nites)
How do seo's hide money from the tax office?
in an envelop written "noindex" (see the picture we made above ;)
What's bling bling for seo's?
bing bing
(i know that one was super stupid ;)
How do seo's avoid ugly woman?
with a 301 permanent redirect.
Why seo's always live in a good suburb?
to avoid a bad neighbourhood.
Why seo's never play golf? they fear the sandbox.
How do seo's let everyone know they are engaged?
with a reciprocal backlink.
How do seo's say great?
great. good. awesone. wonderful. super. amazing...
What does an seo expert tell you the first time you meet him?
I like your blog, what you say is so smart. i just bookmarked it and will read it on a daily basis, as well as advice my friends and family to read it.
What is called the SEO paradox?
the more google maps gets importance, the more we get desoriented.
How do seo's say hello?
<a href="http://www.mywebsite.com" title="my website is the best">Hello</a>
What's an seo expert?
it's someone who speaks about an algorithm he doesn't know, guaranties a result he can't foresee,
asks you a hell of a money while making you work on your website more than he does...
I hope you enjoyed some of them ;)
Twitter Funny Video
24
Sep
Sep
just a little twitter funny video, i know this blog is more about seo, but sometimes, i cannot resist to temptation.
You know twitter if you are familiar with social media and online marketing, and you remember that you can only write 140 character in each message. Now imagine if you had the same thing in real life, a twitter life, that's what this funny video is all about.
